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Diary of a madwoman
Created on 2006-08-08 20:18:58 (#10867504), last updated 2007-06-30
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Basic Info| Name: | Jayne Doe |
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| Website: | useless |
Bio
I am a private person in a public personality and an authorized personnel body.
I carry a ragged heart on my left shoulder and I'm fine with that, I admit to being a bomb of blood, veins and gluttony.
I'm first to laugh,cry, scream and quite prone to brooding with the whole "I should've did/said/hit her/that/this".
I am my worst monster but it's a lazy monster and it's very slow to eat me alive.
I have a frighteningly emotional attachment to the gorgeous static things that my memories are made of.
[x]Vitals:
[Name: Celsa // Jayne Doe// Llinx // Barbie Ghostrider
[Age: 20
[Location: in transit
[Marital Status: ashes to ashes, we all fall down.
[Occupation: a professionally ‘chéxy’ mess
[Sign: Cusp: Capricorn and Aquarius
[Height: 5'2" [I grew!]
[Weight: fuck off. :)
[Measurements: 32/24/34
[Hair: Androgynous.
[Eyes: Slowly turning from brown to a dark green. Red at times.
[Ethnic Background: Italian/Sicilian. French.
[Religion: hopeful
[Piercings: 19 Lobes x5 each [first gauged to 0]. Left and right tragus. Left and right helix x2.
[Tats: undecided.
[Phobias: Airplanes/blimps/flying
[Siblings: Alicia, deceased. 01.25.1992 <3
[Weakness: Chips and salsa, hair metal, fashion magazines, MAC eyeshadow, and shoes
[Top pet peeves:The color yellow. Being touched by a stranger. Seeing someone drink milk straight from the carton (only milk). Incorrect grammar (on purpose or not). Visible underwear on women. Whiny children. Being forced to blend into the corporate world. Chicks who have no friggin' clue how to do their makeup. How all conventional 'Goth' stuff is tasteless and stupid. PATHETIC POSER GIRLS WHO COPY ME.
Accepted:
[Please - Do not feed the models.]
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"He says, 'I want you.'. You say, 'I love you.'.
Why is it so hard to hear?"
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Once there was a girl named Jenny. She was like all the other girls, Except for one thing. She always wore a green ribbon around her neck. There was a boy named Alfred in her class. Alfred liked Jenny, And Jenny liked Alfred. One day he asked her, "Why do you wear that ribbon all the time?" "I cannot tell you," said Jenny. But Alfred kept asking, "Why do you wear it?" And Jenny would say, "It is not important." Jenny and Alfred grew up and fell in love. One day they got married. After the wedding, Alfred said, "Now that we're married, you must tell me about the green ribbon." "You still must wait," Said Jenny. "I will tell you when the right time comes." Years passed. Alfred and Jenny grew old. One day Jenny became very sick. The doctor told her she was dying. Jenny called Alfred to her side. "Alfred," she said, now I can tell you about the green ribbon. Untie it, and you will see why I could not tell you before." Slowly and carefully, Alfred untied the ribbon; and Jenny's head fell off.
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ConnectInterests (106):
50's nostalgia, 60's fashion, 70's music, 80's punk, 90's grunge, accidental intellect, aids awareness, androgynous models, angelina jolie bridges, angry young and poor, anna sokolow, anti drama, art fags of providence, ashing cigarettes, bad indie films, bathroom ninjas, behavior disclaimers, being vertically challenged, brawling in the pit, breaking shit, candle wax, causing uncomfortable situations, celsa's drunken antics, chéxy, cigarettes, clavicals, concealing hickies, condom belts, cry more?, digging through ebay, dirty little thoughts, dirty rocker boys, dread falls, dreaming of manolo blahnik, drive by sexual harassment, drunken girl fights, dubya's mistakes, duct tape clothing, eating disorders, elyse sewell, eye makeup, fashion slaves, faux hawks, fcuk, fuck powas, grunge couture, hating the color yellow, hating you, having really bad timing, head banging, high life booty shorts, hip bones, hoarding fashion magazines, holding ill grudges, hotel swimming pools, i'mhelping!!~@, ibti, incriminating photographs, johnny cupcakes, jone's soda fortunes, kink, lithium picnic, mac makeup, maine madness, metal broom handels, midnight calzone experiments, mild alcoholic intoxications, missing widget, mooninite scandals, mtv sucks, myspace is lame, nazi ballet teachers, newbury street, not your band, nyx cosmetics, one time use cameras, pay phones, polaroids, prank phone calls, pretending not to care, random telephone calls, regretting apologies, relapses into immaturity, revealing qualities, revelations with heather, right?!, sephora, sexual ambiguity, sexual tension, smashbox, speed racer t-shirts (rofl), stop n shop antics, super wal-mart antics, teh fuhk?, the lynch bomb, thrift store chic, ultimate truths, uncalled for male nudity, unhealthy obessions with shoes, unintentional anorexia, unsuspecting stone cats, vanilla soy milk, vapid shallowness, vintage clothes, vintage sunglasses, zomg gg kk
Schools:
Mansfield High School - Mansfield, MA (2001 - 2005)
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